FATTY PATTY

A SWEET ESCAPE AMIDST THE CHAOS

WTF IS A

FATTY PATTY?

Delicious premium chocolate wasn’t enough to numb the pain on its own, so we filled the inside with flavours like cookie dough, peppermint, and cookies ‘n cream.

That should do it.

  • No Future brand, fatty patty, chocolate chip cookie dough, edible

    CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH

    Sure, the crushing futility of our reality might make you want to chug cherry syrup directly from a convenience store crushed ice drink machine, but why resort to that when you can get the same delicious flavour in one handy vape.

  • No Future brand, fatty patty, cookies & cream, edible

    COOKIES & CREAM

    Is this a cookie? Is it a chocolate? Is it a chocolate made of broken cookies? Are the broken cookies whipped into a delicious patty? Is that patty covered in more delicious chocolate? Will you love it as much as we do?

    NOW AVAILABLE IN ALBERTA

    COMING SOON TO ONTARIO

  • No Future brand, fatty patty, peppermint fatty, edible

    PEPPERMINT FATTY

    This Peppermint Fatty is the absolute coolest. Each time we pour the rich chocolate coating over every creamy sweet patty of peppermint, we can almost feel global warming reversing. Almost.

    NOW AVAILABLE IN ALBERTA

    COMING SOON TO ONTARIO