
VAPES
WE’VE GOT ALMOST AS MANY FLAVOURS
AS THE WORLD HAS PROBLEMS.
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AROMAS: SWEET, CREAMY COFFEE
One part premium espresso and the other, a generous helping of dashed hopes & dreams.
NOW AVAILABLE IN ONTARIO
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AROMAS: BUBBLEGUM, MINT
Fruity bubble gum blended with a tickle of mint- what the hell were we thinking? The future is funked.
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AROMAS: MANGO, PINEAPPLE, COCONUT, CITRUS
Wish you could escape this nightmare for the gentle breeze of a sunny tropical island? Let the exotic flavours of tropical island haze take you there. But for real, no one’s escaping.
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AROMAS: SWEET, TANGY, GRAPEFRUIT
If you’re wondering what flavour pairs best with the inevitable collapse of humanity, the answer is pink grapefruit. Surprised? So were we.
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AROMAS: GRAPE-Y, FRUITY, GRAPE DRINK
Copy to be upated. Welcome to the planet of the grapes! This vape tastes exactly like it sounds (minus the ape). Welcome to the planet of the grapes! This vape tastes exactly like it sounds (minus the ape).
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AROMAS: SWEET PEACH
Finally, a punch you’ll actually want to take to the face. These sweet peachy notes will almost make you forget the metaphorical beating we take every day. Almost.
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AROMAS: CITRUS, SWEET, DIESEL, EARTHY
It starts out as sweet orange blossom (yes!), then transitions to hints of coconut (what?) and then you get waves of subtle pineapple (how?) and it finishes with the tropical twang of lime (get out!). No, really, it happens just like that.
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AROMAS: GAS, CHERRIES, NECTARINES
Sure, the crushing futility of our reality might make you want to chug cherry syrup directly from a convenience store crushed ice drink machine, but why resort to that when you can get the same delicious flavour in one handy vape.
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AROMAS: STRAWBERRIES, JAM
Let the taste of piping hot pancakes drizzled in sweet maple syrup take you back to a simpler time when we weren’t completely screwed. Ahh, memories.